"An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead."
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"" 10 Bears ,
" A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Tom consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guy "
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" An old farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
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" IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of y "
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